you lie Philip Jordan!

Seriously Philip? Is that the best you have? Rebekah and I have been living off of your hard earned labor for over twenty years? And we are lazy b-u-t-t-s, and you’re too decent a guy to say the word “butts?” 

Let me set the record straight. When I left ACMTC I returned to college and got the nursing degree I was going for when I first met Lila Green in 1970. I aced subjects I one time thought I could never understand, graduated with a 3.8 GPA. Then I worked 23 years as a registered nurse caring for our children—never getting a dime of support from you! Not one dime! Like all the other absent fathers in ACMTC, you changed your name, moved a few times, and let your drivers license expire—all to hide from paying child support. And Rebekah, I’m so proud of her. She’s a computer network engineer, and makes more money in a year than you probably did your whole life! 
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